THESIS: CHECK!

i just finished! well, not really. i still need to do my footnotes. but: importantly: THE TEXT OF MY THESIS IS (FINALLY) COMPLETE! in honor of this momentous occasion, here is an interview with emmanuelle alt. (laura or jane, please translate in your next blog post because i don't even know what she is saying).

FIN

CONGRATULATIONS JANE

"hey jane, it's me, riggins, your boyfriend. great job on your thesis! i'm so proud of you for finishing, especially since i have never even gone to college and i am going to live in dylan, texas, forever. so real good job on that thesis, and now that it's over we can just have sex because, let's face it, you're not going out with me for my INTELLECT. unless intellect is code for hotness. anyways, come to bed."